On a New Weekly E&N Contest!

Hello All, The Baron here! You have a chance to WIN something FREE! Why does this sound like something you stopped seeing after installing addblock? Read on. I LOVE getting stuff in the mail. I order things, and because of a slow postal system I get them months later after I had forgotten about them. Feels like Christmas. I also like randomness.  So here's what I'll do; every Friday this month I'll post a question, something dead simple, and the first person to write the answer in the comments will have to give me an address so I can send them something random with a value of over 10 dollars + a genuine hand written letter (not often you see those huh?) .

You could win this!

Catches: If you are someone I know or have met, you are disqualified.  If you know me or have met me, just ask, I'll send you something random for pure amusement value.  Also, you can only win once, so if you want to be sent two Friday prizes, get a friend to comment and use his address. So without further adieu, This weeks question:

What are the two ingredients in my secret moustache wax?

Answer in the comment space bellow to win. Also, I'm not going to tell you (or anyone) what I'm sending you.

-The Baron

ps. FOR PONY!

On, Tips, Tricks, and Advice About Moustache Wax

In honour of the first day of Movember, I will be revealing my secret moustache wax recipe for the first time.  To date, I have uttered to two fellow gentlemen, in harsh whispers the contents of my secret moustache wax. This will also kick off the next 30 posts or so, issued one day after another, for every day of this month (wish me luck). Drum roll please.... Ingredient one... PETROLEUM JELLY (such as Vaseline).... Ingredient two.... BEES WAX.... heat and stir and your done. That's right. That's it. two ingredients, as listed on Wikipedia. Am I going to recommend you use this? No. Because a very skilled barber recently informed me of a better alternative: Raisins. Believe it or not the natural pectin found inside raisins works far better, is easier to wash out, doesn't clump, looks nicer, and has a pleasant aroma assuming you like raisins. Just squeeze it in between your fingers until it splits and use the sticky innards. do this in front of a mirror so you don't end up with clumps of raisin all over your face. Good luck gentleman...

...and unique ladies....

-The Baron


ps. do a google image search of "bearded ladie". I Dare you.